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		<title>Previs&#227;o do tempo ultra moderrna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Frutos do Mar para pobre</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Não deixe de visitar o Google POBRIS]]></description>
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<p>Não deixe de visitar o <a href="http://www.affz.org/conhea-o-google-pobris/" target="_blank">Google POBRIS</a></p>
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		<title>Tradu&#231;&#227;o de express&#245;es usadas na vovela caminhos das &#237;ndias</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inutilidades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caminho das índias]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quem matou Odete Reutemann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rede globo vs record]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are Baba - Indignação. Ex: puta que o pariu, mas que merda, não fode Are baguandi - Espanto. Ex:Mas que merda, puts Baguan Keliê - Susto.&#160; Ex: puts que cagada Atcha - Quando se concorda com algo. Ex: massa, pode crê Atchatchatchactha - Quando se concorda muito com algo. Ex: pode crê, pode crê mano, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Are Baba -</strong> Indignação. Ex: puta que o pariu, mas que merda, não fode    <br /><strong>Are baguandi -</strong> Espanto. Ex:Mas que merda, puts    <br /><strong>Baguan Keliê -</strong> Susto.&#160; Ex: puts que cagada     <br /><strong>Atcha -</strong> Quando se concorda com algo. Ex: massa, pode crê    <br /><strong>Atchatchatchactha -</strong> Quando se concorda muito com algo. Ex: pode crê, pode crê mano, da hora.    <br /><strong>Firangui &#8211; </strong>Biscate     <br /><strong>Tik –</strong> pode crê    <br /><strong>Tik Tik –</strong> pode crê, tô ligado    <br /><strong>Tik Tik Tik -</strong> pode crê, tô ligado na parada    <br /><strong>Tchâlo &#8211; calma fio, calma fia      <br />Mamadi &#8211; </strong>Véia<strong>      <br />Dadi -</strong> Véio     <br /><strong>Nahim -</strong> nem fudendo     <br /><strong>Shukriá -</strong> Valeu aí mano     <br /><strong>Namastê -</strong> vai na fé, e aí     <br /><strong>Chai -</strong> Pinga, cachaça, véio barrero </p>
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		<title>Mas que p&#8230; &#233; essa?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Tá certo, os caras que ficam o dia inteiro fuçando a net já publicaram essa coisa em seus blogs, mas eu, um trabalhador, que raramente tenho tempo para esse blog largado, vi agora e pergunto: mas que p… é essa?]]></description>
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p>Tá certo, os caras que ficam o dia inteiro fuçando a net já publicaram essa coisa em seus blogs, mas eu, um trabalhador, que raramente tenho tempo para esse blog largado, vi agora e pergunto:</p>
<p>mas que p… é essa?</p>
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		<title>Antes e depois</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[antes]]></category>
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		<title>Solucionadores</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inutilidades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[informática]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[problemas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Para Problemas Informáticos 2. Para Problemas Profissionais 3. Para Problemas Amorosos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><font size="3">1. Para Problemas Informáticos</font></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://pliniotorres.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fluxo_copy.jpg"><img title="fluxograma" alt="fluxograma" src="http://pliniotorres.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fluxo_copy.jpg?w=450&amp;h=505" width="471" height="529" /></a></p>
<p><strong><font size="3">2. Para Problemas Profissionais</font></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/solucionadordeproblemas.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="solucionador-de-problemas" border="0" alt="solucionador-de-problemas" src="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/solucionadordeproblemas-thumb.jpg" width="474" height="562" /></a> </p>
<p><strong><font size="3">3. Para Problemas Amorosos</font></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ow.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="ow" border="0" alt="ow" src="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ow-thumb.jpg" width="472" height="732" /></a></p>
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		<title>Zagalo est&#225; errado, o 13 nem sempre &#233; sinal de sorte</title>
		<link>http://www.affz.org/zagalo-est-errado-o-13-nem-sempre-sinal-de-sorte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inutilidades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[13]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[azar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[numerais]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sorte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zagalo]]></category>

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		<title>fotografia em fam&#237;lia &#8230; fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fotografia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[o vestido da mulher é bem cult ….]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/estragandoafoto.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="estragando a foto" border="0" alt="estragando a foto" src="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/estragandoafoto-thumb.jpg" width="401" height="513" /></a> </p>
<p>o vestido da mulher é bem cult …. </p>
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		<title>A cobra fumou &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inutilidades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fotografia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imagem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interessante]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Só que essa cobra deveria parar de fumar, veja como o réptil está magro e acabado …]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cobra.jpg"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="cobra" border="0" alt="cobra" src="http://www.affz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cobra-thumb.jpg" width="546" height="370" /></a> </p>
<p>Só que essa cobra deveria parar de fumar, veja como o réptil está magro e acabado …</p>
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		<title>S&#243; faltou a cerveja</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>affz!</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[inutilidades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cerveja]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[futebol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macaco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarado]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[pois de futebol e mulher o macaco já gosta …]]></description>
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<p>pois de futebol e mulher o macaco já gosta …</p>
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